Posted February 24, 2014

Bradley University Unveils New, Horrifying Gargoyle Mascot

Sign Of The Apocalypse

On Sunday, Bradley University introduced their new gargoyle mascot “Kaboom,” thus culminating two years worth of studies and surveys, presumably to determine the most confusing mascot possible for the Peoria, Illinois-based university.

Bradley’s nickname will still be the Braves, which appropriately adds another layer of confusion to this entire story. It’s apparent that school officials were attempting to light the mascot on fire with pyrotechnics in the video above, but unfortunately failed, leaving the city of Peoria hopelessly enslaved to this demon’s despotic rule for the foreseeable future.

But on the bright side for Bradley, Kaboom has a ways to go in order to match the sheer horror that is the Providence Friar:

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[Lost Letterman]

2 comments
AF Whigs
AF Whigs

The gargoyle looks like a creepy neighbor you tell your kids to avoid at all costs.

AF Whigs
AF Whigs

For that matter, so does the friar.