Fax Us Your Signing Day Letter of Intent, Whatever You Intend to Do: (917) 410-7187
Just because you’re not declaring your intent to join a collegiate football team today doesn’t mean you should be excluded from the joys of using obsolete technology to announce your plans.
So on this National Signing Day, we want a letter of intent from you. Fax your letter, detailing what you intend to do, to (917) 410-7187, and we’ll give your announcement the national media coverage it deserves.
That number again is (917) 410-7187.
We’ll post whatever we receive, so long as it won’t get us fired or arrested.
Update: Here’s what we’ve received so far.
Bring the Superbowl to Kraków, Poland:
Get a haircut:
Use an unauthorized hashtag:
Break our fax machine:
Stop having to use a fax machine:
Marry a swimsuit model (you’ve got a better chance at a real letter of intent):
Save the world:
Double our ink costs:
Send us a fax accidentally:
Write something as subtle as a brick:
Perform a noble act:
Pick on poor Lou Holtz: