Posted July 08, 2013

Where Are They Now: Talladega Nights’ Ricky Bobby Races On

Entertainment, Movies, Riffs, Where Are They Now
Illustration by Joseph Darrow

Illustration by Joseph Darrow

The flamboyant Ricky Bobby was the toast of Nascar from the late nineties until his departure from the sport in 2009. His nasty wreck at the Charlotte Speedway in 2005, during which he ran around the track naked thinking he was on fire, became a lowlight sensation on ESPN and YouTube. After losing his financial backing and his wife, former Hooters girl Carley, Bobby mounted a comeback, driving in the Talladega 500 without a sponsor. His footrace to the finish against former Formula 1 driver Jean Girard is the stuff of NASCAR legend. Ricky Bobby should have gone on to a long career rivaling those of Petty, Earnhardt and Johnson. But it didn’t work out that way.

After his second wife, Susan, left him to go produce Piers Morgan Live, Ricky Bobby seemed to lose his edge. A series of poor finishes led to downgrades in the sponsorships he had worked so hard to regain: He went from driving the vaunted Coke car to the Herbal Essences car to the Med-tech Catheter car and finally to the Bear Stearns car. The final nail in his career coffin came when he attempted to thank a valued crew member, catch-can man Alfred Ah, after a top-five finish at the Atlanta Motor Speedway.

“I want to give a huge thank you to Al Ah!” Ricky Bobby yelled to the crowd. “Without Al Ah, none of this would be possible! Those that don’t recognize Al Ah are my enemy!!”

The 116,000 fans showered Bobby with boos. And just like that he was gone from the sport …

When you meet Ricky Bobby today the first things that strike you are the scraggly beard and the extra weight. He wears a dirty Transformers 3 T-shirt, and though he knows I am there to talk about his racing career, he can’t help but try to sell me a “water pipe.” You see, Ricky Bobby is now the owner of RB’s Smoke and Toke shop in Keneshaw, Ky.

“I used to make people smile through my racing. Now I make ‘em smile through my quality water pipes and vaporizers,” he says, walking with a slight limp as he leads me to the blacklight poster section. “All for use with tobacco products only!” he quickly adds, his eyes darting around the room. “You’re not a cop are you?”

After I show him my SI credentials and lift my shirt to prove I’m not wearing a wire, he relaxes somewhat.

“So what happened to you?” I ask. “You were at the top of your game, and you just left.”

“Once Susan left me I bottomed out. Cal and I spent a lot of time at Dave & Busters eating fried zuchinni and playing video golf. It was a dark time.”

As though on cue, Cal Naughton Jr. enters, carrying a large box. “Hey Ricky, these rolling papers are water damaged! Should I put ‘em in the clothes drier like we always do?”

That’s when Cal sees me.

“Is he a cop? These rolling papers are for tobacco products only!”

After I once again show my credentials and lift my shirt, the interview resumes.

“Me and Ricky were hanging out at Dave & Busters a lot,” Naughton confirms. “It was the best time of my life.”

What follows is the all-too-familiar sports cautionary tale of investments gone bad and “friends” taking advantage of “friends.”

“I met Antoine Walker and Warren Sapp, and we all pooled our money to invest,” says Ricky, as he hangs a poster of a busty young woman covered in soap suds with the caption HONEST OFFICER! I’M CLEAN! “Thank God for this shop. Cal and I invested in it years ago, and it’s the only business we have that’s still solvent. Solvent is business-speak for not F’d up.”

Though Ricky Bobby and Cal Naughton Jr. didn’t find glory or wealth at the checkered flag, they seem happy. As I leave, they are discussing promotional ideas to drum up business for the store.

“What if we build a 100-foot bong that’s also a water slide? We could put it in the park for kids,” Cal suggests.

“You can’t just build it. You have to get permits,” Ricky says. “Besides, that would cost a fortune.”

“What if we get a plane and drop pot on the city? Then everyone will need a bong.”

“That’s the worst idea I’ve ever heard. We’d be arrested immediately,” Ricky says, while cracking a roll of pennies for the register.

Cal and Ricky Bobby will be just fine.

Writer-director Adam McKay‘s next film, Anchorman 2, is scheduled for release in December.


While the SI magazine editors were busy catching up with for-real former players, we turned our attention to those athletes of yesteryear who actually made an impact on the world: the fictional ones. Over the next nine days—not counting weekends and celebrations of independence—Extra Mustard will learn the whereabouts of six other iconic sports-movie protagonists. Here’s who’s coming soon.  

Friday, July 5: Sam Harper on Henry Rowengartner, from Rookie of the Year (1993)
Monday, July 8: Mort Nathan on Roy Munson, from Kingpin (1996)
Tuesday, July 9: Gurinder Chadha on Jess Bhamra, from Bend It Like Beckham (2002)
Wednesday, July 10: Aaron Mendelsohn on Buddy, from Air Bud 1-5 (1997-2003)
Thursday, July 11: Tim Herlihy on Bobby Boucher, from The Waterboy (1998)
Friday, July 12: Robert Mark Kamen on Daniel LaRusso, from Karate Kid parts I-III (1984-89)

14 comments
kaymoney
kaymoney

Haahahaha this is amazing! thank you adam!

Bicycle Bill
Bicycle Bill

I'd rather know what happened to Dave Stoller from "Breaking Away", or Marcus and David Sommers from "American Flyers", or Billy Heywood from "Little Big League", or even Terence Mann after his walk into the cornfield in "Field of Dreams".

tazzarkin
tazzarkin

I've seen a lot of negative comments about this article, so I wanted to jump in.  In fact, I created a new account just to write this comment (and I never create new accounts!)

This was a very entertaining article, and I would love to see more like this.  It takes a great imagination to envision where movie characters will be 20 years from now, and kudos to the author for his ingenuity.  This was a very entertaining article and I hope you write more.  Ignore the naysayers.  This was a fun article, and write more.  I even created a new account just to write this!!

hayessc
hayessc

I've been a paid subscriber for over thirty years, but it wasn't until I started seeing crap like this (and other stuff that's in your latest issue) that I've started thinking about not wanting to pay for it anymore. 

SI has become very disappointing over the past year or two. 

Mark20
Mark20

The "Bear Stearns" car. OMG, that's a good one!

JBub
JBub

Good Stuff! Thank you, Adam.

MattBugaj
MattBugaj

Like everything else, Where Are They Now? is just pop click-hit-ad filler. Garbage.

CucamongaKing
CucamongaKing

Soccer:   I play every week with online friends and we all have tags:   Mine is Shake N Bake.

Great movie!!!!!   Baby Jesus.

MattBugaj
MattBugaj

Thanks for playing pick-on-the- crippled-shut-in. No, seriously, I am. If I could do something else, I would. Jerks.

NeilJanowitz
NeilJanowitz

@MattBugaj Everything else? Sounds like you and The Internet are going through some rough times.