Posted March 20, 2013

Bryce Harper Will Never Have To Pay For Chipotle In This Or Any Other Town Again

Mexican chain gives outfielder card for free burritos for life

Food, Twitter

Must be nice being Bryce Harper.

Last year the Washington Nationals outfielder became just the second teenager in major league history to hit 20 home runs. He’s already been on the cover of Sports Illustrated twice: once as a 16-year-old in 2009 and again in February. He’s inspired a Canadian lager that he can’t even legally drink.

And now he’ll never have to pay for a burrito at Chipotle again.

Harper received the card roughly 10 hours after posing an innocuous question about the Mexican chain on Twitter. No word on whether the card will cover secret menu items like the mythical 1,540-calorie quesarito (i.e. a burrito wrapped inside a quesadilla).

What more could a nascent superstar athlete need?

1 comments
JosephKozlowski
JosephKozlowski

God forbid they give something like this to someone in need.